If you hadn't already guessed, I love to research the animals that I paint and drop a few 'knowledge bombs' in my product descriptions. Often if I have quite a few items with a particular design on, I will start to get into the more obscure facts and then it becomes more interesting as to how I can actually include them.
I'm not going to lie to you, this is one of those facts. I had to read it twice, then I had to tell my friend Clare. We were both shocked. I had no idea how to get it into a product description until now...
Did you know, that Sloth sex lasts just 5 seconds? No? Me either, but at least first time sex with your loved one doesn't seem like such a disappointment now does it?
This jumper is not guaranteed to improve your sex life, but it will make you stand out from the crowd and look cool this Christmas which could inadvertently help you out.
5% of the money that you pay for this item goes to CALM. Registered Charity No. 1110621