Sloths aren't always slow. They can move three times faster in water than they can on land! It's a bit like the children. Want them to get ready for school in the morning and it takes an age and you shouting random words like "Shoes!", "Teeth", "Drink", 'Bag" and so on. A bit like Father Jack in the much loved series Father Ted. However, if you asked them if they would like to have a ruddy fortnite marathon and miss school they would be on it quicker than a sloth swimming.
Remind yourself that they are not the only creatures with just 2 speeds with these lovely Christmas Sloth T Shirts. The Sloth is called Dave so there is another random word you can shout at them.
5% of the money that you spend on this T Shirt goes to CALM. Registered Charity No. 1110621