I asked a penguin to help me wrap my presents once. It was a right palaver. He kept getting sellotape stuck to his flipper and then flapping about all over the place. Anyway, we liked to do it listening to loud music and I am guessing that someone was watching us, because the next year Happy Feet was released.
Penguins are crap at present wrapping, but they do look super cute on the wrapping.
5% of the money you pay for this gift wrap goes to CALM. Registered Charity No. 1110621